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holocity:

"Do you mind, I’m trying to have a spoopy in peace."

holocity:

"Do you mind, I’m trying to have a spoopy in peace."

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

  • liquid snake:

    i don't know how genetics work but i know i'm mad as hell about it

asks:
Dive Ball

they have way too many pokeballs now

Do you enjoy swimming?: Yes. Of course, the pool near where I live is closed now because it’s going to become cold soon. fucking weather

slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

nosebuttholehk:

Not fair.

(i heard this in snake’s voice. i laughed way more than i should have as a result)

nosebuttholehk:

Not fair.

(i heard this in snake’s voice. i laughed way more than i should have as a result)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset #1

more?

Set #2 

shitpeoplesayintf2:

This is how you play 2fort, right?

shitpeoplesayintf2:

This is how you play 2fort, right?