"Do you mind, I’m trying to have a spoopy in peace."
OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE
i don't know how genetics work but i know i'm mad as hell about it
they have way too many pokeballs now
Do you enjoy swimming?: Yes. Of course, the pool near where I live is closed now because it’s going to become cold soon. fucking weather
being a cishet looks boring why do people do that
Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look
yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet
yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
(i heard this in snake’s voice. i laughed way more than i should have as a result)
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun